emmysaurus:

when you have that one friend you wanna see naked but cant because FRIEND

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(via pizza)

neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

(via shadows-of-the-moon)

  • me whenever i see a pigeon: nice

Dylan O’Brien wins for Break Through Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards.

Dylan O’Brien wins for Break Through Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards.

(via allisonagernt)

cakejam:

when someone unfollows me

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

(via trashboat)

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

(via -annoying)

My name is Mac.

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